It’s not often that your life resembles a movie, but yesterday mine did. I’ve been enjoying living in motels and inns for the past few months, with my room tidied up and the bed made up every day.

I’ve had the cold the last few days, so I decided to load up on nyquil saturday night. I guess I was pretty groggy on sunday when the maid came over and the scene from tommy boy played out. I’ve got to learn some spanish.